Hello Jeni-fans! (Or if you're just passing-by, you are also welcome to read the following text...).

We have been asked by a number of people whether we have split up – “I heeeard it through the Grapevine!” Now, the answer for this question is, "No! Certainly not". There are a number of reasons why people might think this...

(WARNING: The following text may induce: Boredom, Head Aches, Crying (Due to the bad jokes) and Skin irritation). Enjoy...

Sam is at the University of Hertfordshire studying ‘Automotive Technology with Management’. He is also starting a solo project in music and is writing as we speak!

Colin is at the University of Southampton studying ‘English’. He too is starting a solo project and is writing – this all sounds very familiar...

Eddie is at the University of Sheffield studying ‘History’. He is warming up his drumming arms on a Rock Band drum kit; highly recommended for any drummer. Five Stars. (Guitar hero’s better).

Jack will be venturing off to Australia in April and will live there for 4 months. He works full time.

Now I can take a deep cyber-breath and you can have a sigh of relief as the boring bit is over. Oh wait; that was the interesting part...

So the final message is: All the evidence in fact makes it look like we are breaking up. I mean, look at Sam and Colin doing their solo projects! Eddie doesn’t even have a drum kit to practise on and Jack is going to be out of the country for 4 months. Au contraire Jeni-lings. We are still together and will very much be making the effort to get together and perform for you! We even have new material floating around in the minds and fingers of Townsend and Frances.

For now: Jeni-love! X
...from Sam, Colin, Jack and Eddie.